Post by ~Stallion~ on Nov 11, 2013 12:29:10 GMT -5
Yeah, I will take the abuse. Posting here just to post what i had, if it moves to the CD board then so beit. Wont happen again. Im a f'n idiot
~2013~
THE YEAR OF THE STALLION
We all know that the Chinese celebrate a new year different to everyone else, and thats cool by me. I have no objection to that; the only objection I have is that there is no year of the Stallion.
Snake. Goat. Rooster. Horse.
They all get to celebrate a new year, but no Stallion. Bad times.
The good news for you that this is the self proclaimed year of the Stallion.
2013…
A good year.
The even better news that Seattle is about to be taken and every year from 2013 is about to be proclaimed the year of the Stallion.
Live it.
Love it.
and it begins…
~~~~
...WELCOME TO SEATTLE…
~STALLION CAM V1.0~
EMOTION.. PASSION.. OBSESSION..
Driving down the open road, the license plates STALL10N, the road to Seattle seems open and long. The road is boring not much to report, but he music blares. A sign on the side of the road reads ‘Welcome to Seattle’
The radio in the car begins to auto tune. The radio is pretty solid, but you would expect it in a 2013 SRT Viper in Yellow.
The radio tunes into KEXP 90.3FM; a station that is currently playing electric and rock. Cheryl Walters seems to be doing the line up, and to be fair it isn’t brilliant, its exactly what you expect from a female.
On the dashboard is a camera, after some static dies down, we are greeted by a smiling face. A guy wearing a pair of shades taking everything around him in.
“HELLO SEATTLE!” The guy smirks at the camera knowing that it is pointed at him.
“What a glorious day, and what a kind of glorious city! I guess you can call this Stallion cam, because you can guarantee that no one else is going to be driving around in a car like this, in a city like this.”
“Yeah, and thats exactly how you will refer to me, as the Stallion. You can guarantee that no one around here is safe, and you may as well lock up your daughters because they are probably the ones you need to worry about!” Stallion laughs and re adjusts his shades.
“What you need to realise is that I get paid to do this. I can strap a camera pretty much anywhere, in my car, to my buddy and to my balls and I am assured that people will watch, thats clause 102.3 in the contract; come to Seattle and become a star.
“It won't take much, as from what I am seeing so far, there isn’t much to cokpete with, which is why I can't see myself ‘relocating’ here; its a good job that there is a wide range of pickings where I can stay.
“Cindy’s house, Nicoles house, Amandas house…” Stallion smirks
“The list is endless…”
“So what actually brings me to Seattle? I am told its for the wrestling and not the scenic beauty, and thats what i will do. A guy like me needs to be put in the spotlight, and that's what I intend to do. I am not here to be overshadowed and shown up, i am here to a do a job. to get my name and face out there, and also take care of the aforementioned list.”
“I am booked to appear on the first ever PURE wrestling show, and you can guarantee that all eyes will be on me. People will pay to see me and me only, and that's a good thing. They won't do it because they like me; well maybe the ladies hat are screaming my names, but they guys will do it because they hate me. They will hate me because they can't be me, and their girls want me. They can't hate the game, so they will hate the player, and I for one dont blame them; if I were in their shoes, I would hate me too”
“The show should be a good one, and with me on it it is STALLIONTEED!”
“The Green Ninja, Jordan Cabba Dabba Doo and Some guy will not know what has hit them.”
“They will be in awe of me and wish that they had never shown up to fight.”
“I hope they bring their shades with them because, this STAR will be shining brightest.”
Stallion smiles and continues to take in the ‘scenic beauty’ as the camera statics out.
~2013~
THE YEAR OF THE STALLION
We all know that the Chinese celebrate a new year different to everyone else, and thats cool by me. I have no objection to that; the only objection I have is that there is no year of the Stallion.
Snake. Goat. Rooster. Horse.
They all get to celebrate a new year, but no Stallion. Bad times.
The good news for you that this is the self proclaimed year of the Stallion.
2013…
A good year.
The even better news that Seattle is about to be taken and every year from 2013 is about to be proclaimed the year of the Stallion.
Live it.
Love it.
and it begins…
~~~~
...WELCOME TO SEATTLE…
~STALLION CAM V1.0~
EMOTION.. PASSION.. OBSESSION..
Driving down the open road, the license plates STALL10N, the road to Seattle seems open and long. The road is boring not much to report, but he music blares. A sign on the side of the road reads ‘Welcome to Seattle’
The radio in the car begins to auto tune. The radio is pretty solid, but you would expect it in a 2013 SRT Viper in Yellow.
The radio tunes into KEXP 90.3FM; a station that is currently playing electric and rock. Cheryl Walters seems to be doing the line up, and to be fair it isn’t brilliant, its exactly what you expect from a female.
On the dashboard is a camera, after some static dies down, we are greeted by a smiling face. A guy wearing a pair of shades taking everything around him in.
“HELLO SEATTLE!” The guy smirks at the camera knowing that it is pointed at him.
“What a glorious day, and what a kind of glorious city! I guess you can call this Stallion cam, because you can guarantee that no one else is going to be driving around in a car like this, in a city like this.”
“Yeah, and thats exactly how you will refer to me, as the Stallion. You can guarantee that no one around here is safe, and you may as well lock up your daughters because they are probably the ones you need to worry about!” Stallion laughs and re adjusts his shades.
“What you need to realise is that I get paid to do this. I can strap a camera pretty much anywhere, in my car, to my buddy and to my balls and I am assured that people will watch, thats clause 102.3 in the contract; come to Seattle and become a star.
“It won't take much, as from what I am seeing so far, there isn’t much to cokpete with, which is why I can't see myself ‘relocating’ here; its a good job that there is a wide range of pickings where I can stay.
“Cindy’s house, Nicoles house, Amandas house…” Stallion smirks
“The list is endless…”
“So what actually brings me to Seattle? I am told its for the wrestling and not the scenic beauty, and thats what i will do. A guy like me needs to be put in the spotlight, and that's what I intend to do. I am not here to be overshadowed and shown up, i am here to a do a job. to get my name and face out there, and also take care of the aforementioned list.”
“I am booked to appear on the first ever PURE wrestling show, and you can guarantee that all eyes will be on me. People will pay to see me and me only, and that's a good thing. They won't do it because they like me; well maybe the ladies hat are screaming my names, but they guys will do it because they hate me. They will hate me because they can't be me, and their girls want me. They can't hate the game, so they will hate the player, and I for one dont blame them; if I were in their shoes, I would hate me too”
“The show should be a good one, and with me on it it is STALLIONTEED!”
“The Green Ninja, Jordan Cabba Dabba Doo and Some guy will not know what has hit them.”
“They will be in awe of me and wish that they had never shown up to fight.”
“I hope they bring their shades with them because, this STAR will be shining brightest.”
Stallion smiles and continues to take in the ‘scenic beauty’ as the camera statics out.
