Post by jordancaliban on Dec 12, 2013 5:42:10 GMT -5
We open on Caliban hanging out at home on his balcony, the music is heavy and pouring out of the apartment into the night
OK lets start with the big question, I know she is hot shit and all that but who in the hell is Aubrey J Parker and why did she give me 2 reasons in one night to want to paralyze her? I beat APB and I am not stupid about my chances in a Battle Royal and you know what Bailey was the right guy for the job. A lot of people have been telling me lately that I need to convince the people who run the shows that I need to convince them of what I need and Ill tell you what I need, Aubrey J Parker. But that's something I can wait for, now I am focusing on someone who got a lucky escape the last time I faced him, he set up another guy as a rag doll and hid most of the match, now he will have nowhere to hide and the crowd hell the crowd can chant your little song or nickname or whatever is that turns you into a man all they want because now I know what I have to deal with and it really isn't that complicated. So you got jingle balls hulk complex, I want admit its something I have seen before and lets be honest we have all seen some things since we started to do this
Caliban can't hold it in anymore and breaks into a weird mega mix of Christmas carols then bring himself back round and drops the act
But seriously man, do you really think you can survive what I did to Cam in front of your eyes 2 weeks ago, Monday night me and you are in the ring one on one, no sneak attacks, no lucky breaks, I will put you down and then I will hit you with the most devastating feat of rotation the world has ever seen. The little blog about our match makes a good point and one I intend to take as a small promise, I may not be the first person to be the champ but I will be the first person to face and when I see my spot and the world slows down and the wheels start to turn I will turn opportunity into greatness and the end of Jingle balls career into my next step to the belt I want more than anything in the world right now. Wrestling is fun, wrestling is cool, wrestling is awesome but the one thing that tops all of that is wrestling with gold on your waist and I will be holding that gold
He lights a smoke and continues
Men with vision and men with a goal are the ones who not only stand on top of the mountain but climbed the bastard first, they fought their way through hell and stuck their flag were only a few ever will, then you have people who take a camera crew and a helicopter, when I see jingle balls that's what I see, I see another gimmick, another guy making a fool out of himself and his potential, was I the only one who was disappointed when YES YES YES became NO NO NO. So you keep thinking your worthy of walking over the corpse of Jordan Caliban and I will continue to put the plans into action that will in the end leave yo face down in the mud with my size 10 high top stuck into the back of your skull as I continue to hike through this company either by wins or sheer respect, I am the main event, I am Jordan Caliban and this is the next step in the evolution of professional wrestling and jingle balls is another relic that needs to be left behind just like Rudolph the red nose reign deer and Santa Claus is coming to town, there is a kid called Riley Freeman he is the little bastard in the opening for Ready to Fly radio, yeah he called me up and asked me to send a message to Santa clause though you, he gone pay what he owes and Pure Wrestling your gunna start paying up too, look out, the real champion of this company is... INCOMING!
OK lets start with the big question, I know she is hot shit and all that but who in the hell is Aubrey J Parker and why did she give me 2 reasons in one night to want to paralyze her? I beat APB and I am not stupid about my chances in a Battle Royal and you know what Bailey was the right guy for the job. A lot of people have been telling me lately that I need to convince the people who run the shows that I need to convince them of what I need and Ill tell you what I need, Aubrey J Parker. But that's something I can wait for, now I am focusing on someone who got a lucky escape the last time I faced him, he set up another guy as a rag doll and hid most of the match, now he will have nowhere to hide and the crowd hell the crowd can chant your little song or nickname or whatever is that turns you into a man all they want because now I know what I have to deal with and it really isn't that complicated. So you got jingle balls hulk complex, I want admit its something I have seen before and lets be honest we have all seen some things since we started to do this
Caliban can't hold it in anymore and breaks into a weird mega mix of Christmas carols then bring himself back round and drops the act
But seriously man, do you really think you can survive what I did to Cam in front of your eyes 2 weeks ago, Monday night me and you are in the ring one on one, no sneak attacks, no lucky breaks, I will put you down and then I will hit you with the most devastating feat of rotation the world has ever seen. The little blog about our match makes a good point and one I intend to take as a small promise, I may not be the first person to be the champ but I will be the first person to face and when I see my spot and the world slows down and the wheels start to turn I will turn opportunity into greatness and the end of Jingle balls career into my next step to the belt I want more than anything in the world right now. Wrestling is fun, wrestling is cool, wrestling is awesome but the one thing that tops all of that is wrestling with gold on your waist and I will be holding that gold
He lights a smoke and continues
Men with vision and men with a goal are the ones who not only stand on top of the mountain but climbed the bastard first, they fought their way through hell and stuck their flag were only a few ever will, then you have people who take a camera crew and a helicopter, when I see jingle balls that's what I see, I see another gimmick, another guy making a fool out of himself and his potential, was I the only one who was disappointed when YES YES YES became NO NO NO. So you keep thinking your worthy of walking over the corpse of Jordan Caliban and I will continue to put the plans into action that will in the end leave yo face down in the mud with my size 10 high top stuck into the back of your skull as I continue to hike through this company either by wins or sheer respect, I am the main event, I am Jordan Caliban and this is the next step in the evolution of professional wrestling and jingle balls is another relic that needs to be left behind just like Rudolph the red nose reign deer and Santa Claus is coming to town, there is a kid called Riley Freeman he is the little bastard in the opening for Ready to Fly radio, yeah he called me up and asked me to send a message to Santa clause though you, he gone pay what he owes and Pure Wrestling your gunna start paying up too, look out, the real champion of this company is... INCOMING!
