PURE WRESTLING ROYAL RUMBLE GAME

[Director Callahan]

Okay so I decided I'd start a quick fire posting game for funsies called the PURE Wrestling Royal Rumble Game. The rules are so simple anyone can play it. The game starts with a list of 30 PW characters. Each person posts with one sentence saying "(One Character)" is eliminated from the match, be as creative with it as you want, then remove them from the list and re-paste the list edited. The aim is to gradually whittle down until only one remains. Here is the list;

1. Bryan Blaze
2. Marcello Bell
3. Evan Grey
4. Casey Duvalle
5. Alisha Vause
6. Mark Mania
7. The J3S Experience (John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt)
8. Joe Martinez
9. Alessandra Nayara
10. Anthony Bailey
11. Jair Hopkins
12. Xianlong
13. Jade Wallace
14. Chris Madison
15. Decon Smith
16. Maverick Jones
17. Ash Scion
18. Young Mannie
19. APB
20. Jordan Caliban
21. Aubrey J. Parker
22. Trey Parker
23. Michael Callahan
24. Johnny Rebel
25. Mr. Tiddles
26. James Stanton
27. Chris Condor
28. Sgt. Kelso
29. Buckson Gooch
30. Rick Moranis



You can only eliminate one character per post. You can not post two eliminations back to back. I will start.

The entire rumble's worth of wrestlers hits one finisher after another on the beaten bloody body of Cam Carter before tossing him over the top rope and to the floor.

ELIMINATED #31 CAM CARTER

REMAINING

1. Bryan Blaze
2. Marcello Bell
3. Evan Grey
4. Casey Duvalle
5. Alisha Vause
6. Mark Mania
7. The J3S Experience (John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt)
8. Joe Martinez
9. Alessandra Nayara
10. Anthony Bailey
11. Jair Hopkins
12. Xianlong
13. Jade Wallace
14. Chris Madison
15. Decon Smith
16. Maverick Jones
17. Ash Scion
18. Young Mannie
19. APB
20. Jordan Caliban
21. Aubrey J. Parker
22. Trey Parker
23. Michael Callahan
24. Johnny Rebel
25. Mr. Tiddles
26. James Stanton
27. Chris Condor
28. Sgt. Kelso
29. Buckson Gooch
30. Rick Moranis

[Johnny Rebel]

Sgt. Kelso stands at attention in the corner and salutes the ring of wrestlers who collectively eliminated Cam Carter. AJP snickers, dropping to her knees, and driving a European uppercut to Kelso's "nether region," and while duck walking, trying to get some feeling in his little soldier, Parker grabs a handful of neck flub and tosses him over the rope.

ELIMINATED SGT. KELSO

REMAINING

1. Bryan Blaze
2. Marcello Bell
3. Evan Grey
4. Casey Duvalle
5. Alisha Vause
6. Mark Mania
7. The J3S Experience (John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt)
8. Joe Martinez
9. Alessandra Nayara
10. Anthony Bailey
11. Jair Hopkins
12. Xianlong
13. Jade Wallace
14. Chris Madison
15. Decon Smith
16. Maverick Jones
17. Ash Scion
18. Young Mannie
19. APB
20. Jordan Caliban
21. Aubrey J. Parker
22. Trey Parker
23. Michael Callahan
24. Johnny Rebel
25. Mr. Tiddles
26. James Stanton
27. Chris Condor
29. Buckson Gooch
30. Rick Moranis

[The Goocher]

Buckson Gooch is wincing at the beating that Sgt. Kelso's gonads just endured when he is met with a stiff lariat to the neck by Johnny Rebel. Rebel sends a sick knee to Gooch's ample gut and locks Gooch up...THE PUTDOWN!!!!! Rebel and a sheepish Rick Moranis grab the back of his overalls and lift the big man up, Young Mannie and Joe Martinez each grab a leg and they topple Gooch over the top rope.

Eliminated: Buckson Gooch

REMAINING

1. Bryan Blaze
2. Marcello Bell
3. Evan Grey
4. Casey Duvalle
5. Alisha Vause
6. Mark Mania
7. The J3S Experience (John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt)
8. Joe Martinez
9. Alessandra Nayara
10. Anthony Bailey
11. Jair Hopkins
12. Xianlong
13. Jade Wallace
14. Chris Madison
15. Decon Smith
16. Maverick Jones
17. Ash Scion
18. Young Mannie
19. APB
20. Jordan Caliban
21. Aubrey J. Parker
22. Trey Parker
23. Michael Callahan
24. Johnny Rebel
25. Mr. Tiddles
26. James Stanton
27. Chris Condor
30. Rick Moranis

[Madman]

After celebrating the elimination, Young Mannie gets spun around by the Madman. Madison grabs Mannie with a Muay Thai clinch. He drives his head down while hitting him repeatedly with powerful knee strikes. The onslaught causes Alec Quartermain to climb up onto the apron. Madison drops Mannie and makes his way toward Alec, only the ropes separating the two men. Madison steps aside as John Jacob Jingleheimer Scmidt charged from behind. The J3S Experience hits the statuesque Alec Quartermain with a forearm to the chest. Alec reaches over the ropes and grabs J3S with both hands around his neck and tosses him to the ring floor!

Eliminated: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

REMAINING

1. Bryan Blaze
2. Marcello Bell
3. Evan Grey
4. Casey Duvalle
5. Alisha Vause
6. Mark Mania
8. Joe Martinez
9. Alessandra Nayara
10. Anthony Bailey
11. Jair Hopkins
12. Xianlong
13. Jade Wallace
14. Chris Madison
15. Decon Smith
16. Maverick Jones
17. Ash Scion
18. Young Mannie
19. APB
20. Jordan Caliban
21. Aubrey J. Parker
22. Trey Parker
23. Michael Callahan
24. Johnny Rebel
25. Mr. Tiddles
26. James Stanton
27. Chris Condor
30. Rick Moranis