Post by The Main Attraction on Dec 1, 2013 23:59:00 GMT -5
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The following video clip is from ‘The Main Attraction’s' reality VLOG and has been presented for your viewing pleasure, in conjunction & according with PURE television; however though PURE does not support or share the same views as ‘The Main Attraction’ Young Mannie, so if you the viewer of this program is offended in any manner? Then feel free to cut this video off at anytime or moment, thank you.
Directed by: Sienna Harrison
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” ― W.C. Fields
The scene begins to open from Seattle, WA. Which just so happens to be the new "Home away from Home", for 'The Main Attraction' "Young" Mannie Romero.
I don't care how they feel baby, because they're going to respect me!
So as we creep up on the scene, right inside of Mannie's living room. We find 'The Main Attraction' & Jacinta Perez enjoying dinner together, while eating a box full Orange Chicken & French Fries that's included with a bottle of Peach Ciroc. The couple were in the middle of watching, the 2008 film 'Miracle at St. Anna'. They both seem to be having a great time, until Jacinta notices Sienna walking in the room.
Jacinta: Oh, Hey Bitch! *Smiling*
Sienna Harrison: Hi, Jacinta. *Waving*
Mannie: Hey Sienna, would you care to join us? We have plenty to go around.
*Having flashbacks from the commercial shoot* Sienna Harrison: Oh no, I'm fine! I wouldn't want to intrude on you two, *Beginning to turn around* Yet there is something you could help me with though; I had wanted to know if you two were available?
Sienna awaits a reply from Jacinta, who was now filing her fingernails. Therefore, while Mannie was still eating, Sienna had no other option but to wait on Jacinta's reply. However, to Sienna's big surprise, Jacinta agrees to do it.
Jacinta: Oh sure Sienna, we can do it. Whatever you need, we're ready.
Sienna Harrison: Really? *Looking at Mannie, who shares the same look* Oh okay cool.
Even 'The Main Attraction' was caught off guard by Jacinta's laid-back attitude, as he almost chokes on some fries. Luckily, for Mannie, Jacinta was near-by because she was able to rub on his back. Thus, it helps clear his throat. This allowed him to nod in approval as well.
*Looking around the Loft* Sienna Harrison: So where's Alec?
*Checking her nails* Jacinta: Oh, he asked for the day off. He said he had something to check on...
'The Main Attraction' & Jacinta are almost ready to go, when Mannie finishes his dinner. Meanwhile Jacinta has begun straightening up some pillows on the couch, including those on her chest. The couple try to get comfy as possible, while Sienna begins the countdown.
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Sienna Harrison: Ladies & Gentleman, Welcome to another edition of 'The Main Attraction's MA-TV. We are airing live from Seattle, Washington from inside of his new local residence; and of course as always, he is joined by 'The Lovely' Jacinta Perez.
Jacinta winks at the camera, as Mannie arrogantly compliments her with a smirk. 'The Main Attraction' begins to loosen up some more, as he places his arm around his girl. While she buries her head into his chest. The couple is wearing matching Adidas pajamas, with the socks & slippers as well.
Sienna Harrison: A couple so powerful, they're friends with Barack & Michelle Obama.
*Flashing his cell phone* Mannie: Watch out now! I got them on speed dial.
The couple share a hearty laugh together, as Sienna continues on talking about them.
Sienna Harrison: Oh, Mannie. *Chuckling* So Mannie with having so much power at your fingertips, it expected to come with great responsibility. Am I right?
Right before Mannie can answer the question, Jacinta jumps into the discussion.
*Propping her head back up* Jacinta: Oh yeah Sienna, We're very blessed and fortunate to be where we are now. *Looking back over to Mannie, while rubbing his chest*
Mannie: Well yes Sienna, you're right. It can be a rough task of always performing at your best, especially when you're someone like me. Who has taken on sponsorship's from such companies as Adidas and Ciroc, then why wouldn't it be expected; that my global influence would be taken in account of everyone who watches me?
I'm 23, good-looking, highly-athletic, well-spoken, super-charismatic, and most of all due to my early start in the business. I am Battle-Tested!
So of course Sienna, when you're this damn talented. Everyone expects nothing but the best from you!
Sienna Harrison: Hmmm, I see. Please Mannie, go on...
Mannie: Alright then, let's break it down like this, Sienna.
When it comes down to it, I am PURE's & Pro-Wrestling's greatest asset.
Sienna Harrison: *Nodding* Right.
Jacinta: *Petting his abs* Oh Yes, Papi. You are... *Pulling open his pajamas, and then checking inside of them* most definitely a "Big Asset". *Kissing his cheek*
*Leaning over to take a peak* Sienna Harrison: *Mumbling* You could say that again?
*Taking her attention of him, to focus on her* Jacinta: Excuse me?
*Looking around* Sienna Harrison: Oh, you were talking me?
I said "You're so humble to be a Young Man."
Jacinta: Oh okay, well that's simple Sienna.
*Removing her right hand from his lower-exterminates, to lock fingers with his left*
I make sure that he's on track with everything that he does, no matter how big or small. I do whatever is needed to get the job done for him, because I am his woman.
Yet, when it comes to the actual humbleness itself. Well you might want to take into consideration that; I as a older woman, who is not that much older than him. *Eye-balling the camera* I just maintain what's already been established, within my man.
Sienna Harrison: And what would that be Jacinta?
*Using her free-hand to stroke his chin* Jacinta: It's about keeping my man Sienna, the same Gentleman that I got to know; right after I met him.
*Nodding* Sienna Harrison: Hmmm, I see Jacinta. So Mannie do you agree?
*Rubbing her left hand* Mannie: Yes, Yes Sienna I do. I truly believe without Jacinta, I wouldn't be as strong as I am today.
Sienna promptly coughs up a lung, until Mannie catches on. Meanwhile Jacinta really thinks Sienna is choking, so she rushes to the kitchen to grab some water. Once making her way out the living room, Jacinta stops midway through to come back. Jacinta unsuspectingly strikes Sienna in her back, which nearly knocks her off feet.
Jacinta tries to check on Sienna, who then motions back that she is okay. Thus, Jacinta leaves her alone, as Sienna tosses a near-by pillow at Mannie. Who finally figures out, what was going on.
*Rubbing the back of his neck* Mannie: Plus, I would be ridiculousness notion; If I didn't mention everything that you've done for me as well, Sienna.
Suddenly Sienna's "Bad Cough" goes away.
*Clearing her throat* Sienna Harrison: Awww, thank you Mannie!
*Smiling*
So okay, as we move on to current events. Would you please enlighten us, on what's been going on lately with 'The Main Attraction'?
Jacinta takes her seat back on the couch, as Mannie responds back.
Mannie: Ummm, sure. Well what would you like to hear about first?
Sienna Harrison: Well maybe we could start with...*Whispering* Chris Madison?
Mannie: Don't be shy about Sienna, go ahead and say his name!
The mood in the room has seem to changed, as Sienna reluctantly asks Mannie the question.
*Speaking a little bit higher* Sienna Harrison: Would you like to start talking about Chris Madison?
Mannie: Oh sure, Sienna! I would love to talk about a over-the-hill, limited move-set having, old-ass, piece of sh*t; like Chris Madison.
Mannie's facial expression goes from instead of a smirk, but into a look of rage. Which gives Sienna & Jacinta both a reg flag, as they both try to calm him down.
Hence, it should been expected that Mannie would get aggravated by the mention of Madison. Who had just attacked Mannie, a week prior.
*Squeezing and rubbing his hand* Jacinta: Ummm Papi, let's talk about the qualifier? *Hinting back at Sienna*
Sienna Harrison: Yeah Mannie, let's talk about your upcoming match.
*Smacking his teeth* Mannie: Okay.
Sienna Harrison: Well, if it's not too much trouble Mannie. Could we get some words on your 4 opponents?
Mannie let's go off Jacinta's hand, as he rises from his seat.
Mannie: So the PURE Universe wants to know what 'The Main Attraction' thinks about his opponents?
Hmmm... *Pondering*
Well I will tell you PURE, just how I feel!
Because what I won't do is sugar-coat the truth, so let's get at it shall we?
Okay first, we got Alessandra Nayara & Joe Martinez; B.K.A
*Mannie looks back at Jacinta, who now some-what turned on by Mannie's new aggressive attitude*
Jacinta: Biggie Shortie
*Turning back to the camera* Mannie: The 'Hot in the Flash' new tag-team on the scene.
Jacinta: Oh, no puedo esperar hasta que lleguemos fuera de cámara! *Smacking his ass* GO PAPI, GO!
Mannie raises a brow at Jacinta, right before blowing her a kiss. Jacinta gladly receives it, as she blows one back. 'The Main Attraction' then refocuses his attention back at Joe & Alessandra.
Mannie: Now correct me if i'm wrong, but aren't two on a winning streak?
*Pacing back and forth*
Hmmm, I think so.
So you I bet you two, are feeling pretty hyped right about now hunh?
*Mannie proceeds to move over his coffee table, as he measures of the center of the rug. Mannie then winks at the camera, before executing a standing back-flip while landing back on feet.*
Oh second thought, I don't think so anymore; but in-cased you just missed it. Let me do it again!
*Mannie this time, does a better 2nd back-flip*
Now as I was SAYING!
*Mannie does a neck roll*
Mannie: I KNOW DAMN WELL, YA'LL CAN BE FEELING AS HYPE AS ME!
*Jacinta claps for man, as he keeps going*
Mannie: You want to know why Biggie Shortie?
Jacinta: Tell em, Papi!
Mannie: Because, when I was back in APW in late 2012. I was just like you two, I was holding up the wall known as Main-Event status. While my peers were all grabbing every brass ring around me, with no end-game insight.
Yes that's right, I 'The Main Attraction' wasn't always 'The Grandmaster' that you see before you, oh no!
I was a one-dimensional thug, who happen to own a wrestling license.
Yeah Joe, I used to "Average" just like yourself once upon a time...
However, unlike your ass. I was able to get my life together before my thirties, and I became a self-made success. Now yes you hear me correctly; I said I was a self-made man Joe, but don't get it wrong Joe. I had a lot of help along the way, during this road of success.
So let's go back...
*Scratching his head*
There was Amy Zing, the basket-case who helped me; cement my name as 'The Main Attraction'.
Then of course, that feud wouldn't had happened without Amy Zing; attacking my Uncle Charlie. Who used to be my manager, until I dropped him like the bad-habit that he was...
So already know, he had to go Joe. He had to! Because if I didn't do it, then I wouldn't be here receiving a title shot.
So could you blame me Joe?
I've been crawling and scratching, for everything that I've earned in this business.
So don't me you ever, tell me about struggle.
I grew up, in and out of halfway-houses; for most of my adult-life.
So cutting off dead weight and getting rid road blocks, ain't nothing new to me!
*Grabbing the camera by lens*
So before you go around Joe; talking all this sh*t about me. Well how about you, take a f*cking look in the mirror.
You disgustingly, sloppy, grotesque, diseased-infested bum!
Mannie gags a little, just thinking about Joe's unbearable stench.
Now don't think I forgot about you Nayara, oh no!
Who could forget a body like that...
That last line by Mannie, doesn't fly to well with Jacitna. Who jumps up out of her seat, to confront Mannie in his face.
*Scowling* Jacinta: WHAT?
Mannie looks back at Jacinta, because he knows what he just said; is going to have consequences.
Mannie: Now before you chop my head off baby, just hear my out!
*Pouting her lips, while folding her arms* Jacinta: I'm listening...
Mannie: So as I was trying to say baby.
Now who could forget a body like that?
I mean damn I thought you were fine as hell, when I first saw you. I was Shortie's body is banging, but then I saw your face, and I was like UGH!
*Face palming*
I was like damn, who signed the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'?
Jacinta breaks out in laughter.
*Holding her stomach, while pointing at the camera* Jacinta: Damn! You got all that ass, and you're still ugly!
Mannie: Awww! Did I hurt your feelings?
*Leaning over*
Well that's just too bad, because I have no sympathy for men!
So how about take off the dress, and fight me like a real man.
#Ya Bish!
Yeah, I want you both to take a hard look in those mirrors, because I want you two to both look at; what we all have to look at on a weekly basis...
*Looking at Jacinta*
And when you look at those images, I hope you realize everything that we already know about you two.
That you're two worthles, nobodies, whose careers are as about durable a dollar-store warranty. So do us all a favor Joe & Nayara, and just quit!
Mannie bobs his head as he's start to feel him, like literally he is holding his crotch.
Mannie: Now there were two other people in this match, am I right or wrong Sienna?
Sienna Harrison: You got it! *Giving a thumbs up*
Mannie: Oh yeah that's right, so since where on people named Joe. Let's move onto you Mark Mania...
Now for those individuals out there in the PURE Universe, who don't know what I am talking about?
Then allow me to explain...
See once upon a time, there was a Oldman named Mark Mania. Who lost a cousin named Smitty, who was the first-ever True Expert Champion.
Now before anyone starts to think that I'm going to bad-mouth the dead, then you're wrong. You're dead wrong!
Mannie enjoys a big chuckle at Mania's expense
*Looking somewhat apologetic* Mannie: Okay, okay. Now that might have been, what Alec would had called. A wee-bit too much. However, I can't say what i'm going to say next about Mark Mania isn't though.
So Joe!
I'm sorry, excuse my manners.
Crazy Joe!
*Mannie mocks Mania, as covers his mouth like a school girl*
That was your name right?
I mean at least; I though it was your name, because that's what you had everyone thinking for 6 months in 2010.
*Mannie shrugs*
Now I'm not one to hold grudges, but damn it man. You can't be trusted, because history has already shown. Everything Mark Mania is all about!
You don't believe, go look back.
This guy spent 5 years of his life, trying to track a down a murderer.
You heard me people...
A bloody freaking murderer, so why in the blue hell. Do I have to wrestle, a mentally unstable dickhead like Mark?
Seriously Mark...Your time is over!
Why don't you just retire already?
You had one good last run in APW, which lasted roughly about 2 years.
Yet, you want to spoil all of that; just to get your ass whipped by me?
*Jacinta uses her finger to wipe Mannie's face, as a single tear falls*
Mannie: Damn it Joe, I'm honored! So you don't have to worry, because when it's time to put you down. I-Will-Put-You-Down!
*Mannie gives off a fake-ass smile*
Mannie: Now that just leaves us; with the oldest and biggest disappointment of them all...
Mr. Allen "Portal" Bartsch.
A guy I might add, who hasn't done nothing!
Nothing to earn a spot in this match, but walk into the front door.
So tell me, almighty PURE Universe.
Why should I give ten rats-asses about a guy, who biggest accomplishment to date; was defeating the "Remedial Giant" Deacon Smith?
I mean damn Allen, is that the best you can do?
*Mannie shakes his head in frustration*
Better Yet,
Is that really this group of "So-Called Wrestlers", the best this company has to offer as a challenge?
...
Well I once again,'The Main Attraction' will have be the 'Residential Trashman' and I will take the garbage out.
*Mannie stare at Jacinta*
Mannie: Now if you would excuse, PURE Universe.
*Checking her up and down*
I have a training session to get into!
Come here, woman!
Jacinta: Ven a por ella, papá!
Mannie chases Jacinta, out of frame towards their bedroom upstairs. Meanwhile Sienna is left puzzled, with no ending to her podcast. Thus, Sienna begins packing up, until a hard knock is heard at the door. The knocking stops, once a key begins to enter the door. Twisting and turning, once unlock the door opens. It's...
Alec: Did I miss something? *Holding a duffle-bag*
To Be Continued...
