Post by Maverick on Dec 1, 2013 22:12:48 GMT -5
Maverick's Theme begins playing over the loudspeaker. The fans in the Key Arena get to their feet. Maverick Jones heads out on stage and down to the ring.
Maverick: You know, occasionally I like to come to these house shows when I'm pressed for time, and make references that only a couple of the fans in the crowd will get.
WHAT?
Maverick: I'm implying that only a few of you are smart enough to follow this conversation.
WHAT?
Maverick: You see, I come out here to encourage each and every one of you, to embrace my message. I don't ask for your worship, I don't ask for your pentence, I ask for your openmindedness.
WHAT?
Maverick: I said I ask for your openmindedness? Is this microphone working?
SI! SI! SI!
Maverick asks for another microphone as the crowd starts chanting for the camera guy.
Maverick: This week I have a match against the Mad Man. I'll just call him Chris, a more worthy moniker.
WHAT?
Maverick: Chris thinks he's a smart guy, winning our match last week. To that I say, congrats. I'm sure your 'win' was a relief to everyone else in the locker room.
WHAT?
Maverick: I'm implying that no one in the locker room is worried about Chris winning any real matches. Do try to keep up.
YES! YES! YES!
Maverick: Anyway that's it. Frankly, I'm pressed for time. I'm sure Chris wants to try and have a debate or something....let him continue to waste his time. Meanwhile I shall continue to speak my message in hopes that all of you in the crowd will recognize the difference between Chris' fiction, and reality. Goodnight.
Maverick drops his microphone as his music plays, and he walks from the arena.
Maverick: You know, occasionally I like to come to these house shows when I'm pressed for time, and make references that only a couple of the fans in the crowd will get.
WHAT?
Maverick: I'm implying that only a few of you are smart enough to follow this conversation.
WHAT?
Maverick: You see, I come out here to encourage each and every one of you, to embrace my message. I don't ask for your worship, I don't ask for your pentence, I ask for your openmindedness.
WHAT?
Maverick: I said I ask for your openmindedness? Is this microphone working?
SI! SI! SI!
Maverick asks for another microphone as the crowd starts chanting for the camera guy.
Maverick: This week I have a match against the Mad Man. I'll just call him Chris, a more worthy moniker.
WHAT?
Maverick: Chris thinks he's a smart guy, winning our match last week. To that I say, congrats. I'm sure your 'win' was a relief to everyone else in the locker room.
WHAT?
Maverick: I'm implying that no one in the locker room is worried about Chris winning any real matches. Do try to keep up.
YES! YES! YES!
Maverick: Anyway that's it. Frankly, I'm pressed for time. I'm sure Chris wants to try and have a debate or something....let him continue to waste his time. Meanwhile I shall continue to speak my message in hopes that all of you in the crowd will recognize the difference between Chris' fiction, and reality. Goodnight.
Maverick drops his microphone as his music plays, and he walks from the arena.