Post by jordancaliban on Nov 29, 2013 17:58:08 GMT -5
We open on Jordan Caliban standing against the Pure backdrop, it's silent in the background as if nobody else is in the building,
Mankind is not made to deal with failure, self implosion is the most dangerous thing a human being can encounter, the things that tend to breed those implosions is Ego, power and a place in history, look at the men who have risen to massive heights only to collapse on themselves. I always like to have that conversation where you pick 4 people to have dinner with, alive or dead, well I thought that symbols of self destruction would be a good sub topic so I am going to share my answer with you tonight
Jordy takes a second to think of who he would pick first
Subject number 1 is always at my table anyways, I really would love to understand what the fuck this guy was thinking, so yes in the number one spot for the titans of self destruction dinner party table goes too, ADOLF HITLER!
the poor bastard only had one ball you know
This dude is what I would call a genuine freaking super villain, seriously when it comes down to it of all the evil mothers the world ever bred, you ask anyone who the top grade A arsehole really was, the answer would be Senor 1 ball himself. But really I wanna know what was going through his head when it all went south, I mean the guy literally had the entire world looking for him, even his own men wanted him dead. And as much as I would love to believe Family Guys little Skit of Hitler and his Wife playing "who is gunna go first" I have to believe there must of been some serious hell brewing in this evil shrimps Nerdy little head as he breathed his final breath, maybe he did genuinely believe he was about to ascend to be a god and lightening bolt all those mothers from the afterlife
Caliban at this point goes a little more sombre and respectful
Ok the second man on the list is someone a lot of us in my profession regardless of what happened, hold very very close to our hearts, Chris Benoit, a lot of people would rather me say Eddie Guerrero here but honestly Eddie didn't break down, he just left us all, and we miss him greatly. But Benoit, Benoit had the meltdown to end all meltdowns before the end, this guy is like the Chernobyl of self annihilation. I just wanna know why, the same as everybody else.
Ill give you Cena, Batista and Orton for Eddie and Chris back, thank you
Caliban visually takes a moment, coughs and continues
Next up is my first living choice, Bill Clinton, the dude just looks like fun and hell when he was around people actually freaking liked him, how in the hell do you turn something as amazing as, and I am round about quoting Robin Williams here so sue him not me, Getting head from a Jewish Girl, into the biggest damn public scandal since Prince Charles banged a horse behind Diana's back. I mean the man is still winning everything he thing he gets involved in, and yet his wife is a consistent threat for a presidency? I simply wanna try and find out if he is playing puppet master so they can fix the goddamn country, and of course find out if it was worth it
I believe Chris Rock said it best, where was Hilary?
Lastly on this pointless little count down I have to put the Ultimate Warrior, the Warrior was a half assed wrestling mega star who literally thought that made him own the planet and anything he wanted on it, the rumours about the Ultimate Warrior are as amazing as they are true and a lot of them are actually true too, he is genuinely called warrior now, yes he did team with Sting before he came to WWF and the stinger apparently hated him. The Warrior seems to have a love hate relationship with Vince McMahon that exists completely inside his own head and well look Im just putting it this way, if you want to see a man break down in the spot light of our sport he is right in front of you as the Ultimate Warrior
A legend, an Icon and a God all in his own mind.
These men are the true disciples of self destruction and as much as having dinner and shooting the shit with them would be cool, there is no 4 guys on the planet I'd never want to be more than those 4, Monday night I get my chance to make sure that doesn't happen
The mood in the room shifts, and the lighting gets darker
Mistakes have been made and need to be fixed, the focus that I had my first week when I stood here and poured everything out to you all has obviously gone, I went back to that stupid little bravado kid who doesn't know when to shut his goddamn mouth and get the job done and so I find myself at this impasse where I went from the top of the card to the bottom again pretty quick and it's not something I am proud of. So what do we do about it? I think the answer to that is simple, stop being the martyr, the clown, the child, the egotist and find a way to do one thing and one thing only, Win. Right now on my body I have 4 different bruises from 4 different companies, each of those bruises is my only trophy of a match where I could of won but didn't.
He clears his throat and continues
So this week I fix those things that I let get in my head, I face 2 strong newcomers this week, people I don't know or particularly care about but the same way I have attempted at least to say with truth is that these guys could be next weeks qualifier, but there is only one spot left and I intend to do ANYTHING to take it, I lost my shit the first time I was in that winners circle, I had it in the palm of my hand but just like every half assed goalie I didn't clear my lines and instead of sitting here waiting patiently for that opportunity so nearly mine. I of course went straight for the pin and we all know what happened after that mistake. So monday night when I get in that ring with Cam Carter and Jingle balls it's gunna take a shit load more than I think either of those guys have to put me down, so here is the challenge guys prove me wrong but bring a big fecking gun, because on Monday night your hunting Caliban and if you wanna know how you hunt a caliban. I'll tell you, you don't, they are too smart and too fast, your only hope is when it finds you, you are good enough to finish him off, so boys, are you good enough? INCOMING!
Mankind is not made to deal with failure, self implosion is the most dangerous thing a human being can encounter, the things that tend to breed those implosions is Ego, power and a place in history, look at the men who have risen to massive heights only to collapse on themselves. I always like to have that conversation where you pick 4 people to have dinner with, alive or dead, well I thought that symbols of self destruction would be a good sub topic so I am going to share my answer with you tonight
Jordy takes a second to think of who he would pick first
Subject number 1 is always at my table anyways, I really would love to understand what the fuck this guy was thinking, so yes in the number one spot for the titans of self destruction dinner party table goes too, ADOLF HITLER!
the poor bastard only had one ball you know
This dude is what I would call a genuine freaking super villain, seriously when it comes down to it of all the evil mothers the world ever bred, you ask anyone who the top grade A arsehole really was, the answer would be Senor 1 ball himself. But really I wanna know what was going through his head when it all went south, I mean the guy literally had the entire world looking for him, even his own men wanted him dead. And as much as I would love to believe Family Guys little Skit of Hitler and his Wife playing "who is gunna go first" I have to believe there must of been some serious hell brewing in this evil shrimps Nerdy little head as he breathed his final breath, maybe he did genuinely believe he was about to ascend to be a god and lightening bolt all those mothers from the afterlife
Caliban at this point goes a little more sombre and respectful
Ok the second man on the list is someone a lot of us in my profession regardless of what happened, hold very very close to our hearts, Chris Benoit, a lot of people would rather me say Eddie Guerrero here but honestly Eddie didn't break down, he just left us all, and we miss him greatly. But Benoit, Benoit had the meltdown to end all meltdowns before the end, this guy is like the Chernobyl of self annihilation. I just wanna know why, the same as everybody else.
Ill give you Cena, Batista and Orton for Eddie and Chris back, thank you
Caliban visually takes a moment, coughs and continues
Next up is my first living choice, Bill Clinton, the dude just looks like fun and hell when he was around people actually freaking liked him, how in the hell do you turn something as amazing as, and I am round about quoting Robin Williams here so sue him not me, Getting head from a Jewish Girl, into the biggest damn public scandal since Prince Charles banged a horse behind Diana's back. I mean the man is still winning everything he thing he gets involved in, and yet his wife is a consistent threat for a presidency? I simply wanna try and find out if he is playing puppet master so they can fix the goddamn country, and of course find out if it was worth it
I believe Chris Rock said it best, where was Hilary?
Lastly on this pointless little count down I have to put the Ultimate Warrior, the Warrior was a half assed wrestling mega star who literally thought that made him own the planet and anything he wanted on it, the rumours about the Ultimate Warrior are as amazing as they are true and a lot of them are actually true too, he is genuinely called warrior now, yes he did team with Sting before he came to WWF and the stinger apparently hated him. The Warrior seems to have a love hate relationship with Vince McMahon that exists completely inside his own head and well look Im just putting it this way, if you want to see a man break down in the spot light of our sport he is right in front of you as the Ultimate Warrior
A legend, an Icon and a God all in his own mind.
These men are the true disciples of self destruction and as much as having dinner and shooting the shit with them would be cool, there is no 4 guys on the planet I'd never want to be more than those 4, Monday night I get my chance to make sure that doesn't happen
The mood in the room shifts, and the lighting gets darker
Mistakes have been made and need to be fixed, the focus that I had my first week when I stood here and poured everything out to you all has obviously gone, I went back to that stupid little bravado kid who doesn't know when to shut his goddamn mouth and get the job done and so I find myself at this impasse where I went from the top of the card to the bottom again pretty quick and it's not something I am proud of. So what do we do about it? I think the answer to that is simple, stop being the martyr, the clown, the child, the egotist and find a way to do one thing and one thing only, Win. Right now on my body I have 4 different bruises from 4 different companies, each of those bruises is my only trophy of a match where I could of won but didn't.
He clears his throat and continues
So this week I fix those things that I let get in my head, I face 2 strong newcomers this week, people I don't know or particularly care about but the same way I have attempted at least to say with truth is that these guys could be next weeks qualifier, but there is only one spot left and I intend to do ANYTHING to take it, I lost my shit the first time I was in that winners circle, I had it in the palm of my hand but just like every half assed goalie I didn't clear my lines and instead of sitting here waiting patiently for that opportunity so nearly mine. I of course went straight for the pin and we all know what happened after that mistake. So monday night when I get in that ring with Cam Carter and Jingle balls it's gunna take a shit load more than I think either of those guys have to put me down, so here is the challenge guys prove me wrong but bring a big fecking gun, because on Monday night your hunting Caliban and if you wanna know how you hunt a caliban. I'll tell you, you don't, they are too smart and too fast, your only hope is when it finds you, you are good enough to finish him off, so boys, are you good enough? INCOMING!
