Post by The Main Attraction on Jan 5, 2014 0:09:10 GMT -5
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The following video clip is from ‘The Main Attraction’s' reality VLOG and has been presented for your viewing pleasure, in conjunction & according with PURE television; however though PURE does not support or share the same views as ‘The Main Attraction’ Young Mannie, so if you the viewer of this program is offended in any manner? Then feel free to cut this video off at anytime or moment, thank you.
Directed by: Sienna Harrison
“I don’t make New Year Resolutions, I just make shit happen!” ― ‘The Main Attraction’ “Young” Mannie Romero
The scene begins to open up from Los Angeles, CA. The same place where ‘The Main Attraction’ and his Posse are currently bringing in the New Year. However though, The Posse aren’t the ones celebrating the holiday, as 300 other people are also in the building too.
The big reason behind the big turn out was Mannie, who was actually hosting this party way out in the Hollywood Hills. The party was so live in fact, that many celebrities came by there to celebrate the New Year with Mannie as well. Among some of those celebs were Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Rebel Wilson, Melissa McCarthy, Dave Chappelle, Emilio Estevez, and Chuck Norris; just to name a few.
So with so many stars in the building, you would think that Mannie would be partying his ass off right?
Wrong!
Therefore, instead of having a good time like everyone else at the party; Mannie was actually missing in action from the festivities. However, things didn’t stay that way for long because you already know who was looking around for him.
*Jacinta makes her way up a flight of steps, heading towards the 2nd floor.*
*Pushing people* Jacinta: MOVE IT! *Looking around* Baby where are you?
The vivacious Jacinta Perez looked to be dressed in a stunning purple-colored Versace number, as she continued her search for Mannie. Meanwhile Alec Quartermain, Sienna Harrison, and Lya Raye are all back in the VIP section; enjoying themselves. Furthermore, that's where Mannie & his Posse were previously at partying the night away, until he had stepped out momentarily to "take a call". This action by Mannie had made Jacinta curious, as she later got up from her seat to find out what was going on with him. However, when she had went to go find him near the open bar. He was gone...
Now usually Jacinta would've sent out Alec to find Mannie, but she told him to just chill out with the ladies. Thus, Jacinta's search had begun at that moment. Meanwhile as she looked around the house for Mannie, you could see some other crazy things going on inside there as well.
Like take a look back down stairs, right over near the bar. Right there, you can Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill having what seems to be a fun conversation, just before it gets interrupted by the appearance of Rebel Wilson. Who stumbles between the 'Bromance' tripping on the floor; Rebel had fallen exactly right on her knees, head first into Channing's waist. Channing and Jonah both act quickly by helping a reluctant Rebel get back up on her feet.
Once back on her feet, Rebel nudges Jonah away from her. Which ends up sending Jonah tripping backwards, he lands on the floor himself as she clutches her knee caps.
Rebel: *Milking the injury* Ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Channing: Are you okay Rebel? *Brushing her off*
Rebel: I think so, *Rubbing her nipples* but for some strange reason my breast are vibrating. See! *Grabbing his hand and placing it on her right one*
Channing: *Looking confused* Ummm...
What the hell Rebel?
Jonah rises back to his feet now, as Melissa McCarthy enters unexpectedly into the fray.
Melissa: *Carrying two shot glasses* OMG Rebel! I just saw the whole thing, I'm so glad you're alright.
Rebel: *Winking at Melissa while still milking it* Thanks girl, but I'm just glad that I had Channing there to help catch me with his hard cock.
Channing: *Squinting at Rebel* Excuse me?
Rebel: *Mumbling* I said good look on the hard block.
Melissa: *Nodding* Yeah Channing, keep it hard.
Channing: *Squinting at them both* What?
Channing: Okay! *Squinting at now at Melissa* It was nothing really, I just reacted with my natural reflexes.
Both ladies check out Channing's physique with their hands, as Jonah looks on annoyed.
Rebel: *Whispering* I wish you would flex on me.
Channing: Hunh?
Rebel: *Rubbing on her knees again* I said thanks again for helping me.
Melissa: Yeah thanks for helping her; because if you weren't there, then who knows would've been there?
Jonah: *Coughing* Hello!
Both ladies quickly ignore Jonah some more, before focusing back on Channing.
Rebel: *Frowning* That sounds bad Jonah, maybe you should start cutting back on the blow & hookers.
Melissa: *Patting him on the back* Yeah you should get that cough looked at Jonah, because you never know...
Jonah: *Feeling on his throat* Never know what?
Melissa: *Poking him* You know what?
Jonah: *Looking at them both with a certain fear in his eyes* You don't mean...
Rebel: *Beginning to tear up* Yeah Jonah, we're talking about catching the D?
The frame zooms in for a close-up on Jonah's face as he looks devastated.
Jonah: *Face-Palming* Oh No! Not the D, *Panicking like a little girl* I'm too young to take the D.
Melissa: *Tilting her head* Well, you're never too young to take the D.
Rebel: *Nodding in approval* That's true. *Looking back over at Channing* I bet you have a big D.
Channing: Hold up, did you just say...
Just before Channing can call out Rebel, Melissa makes the save.
Melissa: *Pointing* Hey! Isn't that Scooby-Doo?
Channing: Where?
Jonah: I love Scooby-Doo, watch out!
Channing immediately turns around, as well as Jonah who mushes Melissa right in the face & bumps pass Rebel. The duo looks around intensely for Crime-Solving Canine.
Channing: Do you see him?
Jonah: No.
Melissa: Hey guys I think he might had went over there with Shaggy & Dave Chappelle, right inside the smoking room.
Channing and Jonah both nod as they agree on a planned route to finding him.
Jonah: Okay, here's the plan. I will go high and you can go low.
Channing: Wait, why can't I go high and then you go low?
Channing looks to be disappointed, much like a child who comes to find his gold fish missing; after coming home from school. However; the issue gets resolved as both guys lean over to disgust the details, after which they split up in different directions. Meanwhile Melissa and Rebel talk among themselves.
Rebel: *Tugging on Melissa's shirt* Are you serious Melissa, Scooby-Doo. You told them you saw Scooby-Doo?
Melissa: *Shrugging* What? It worked right, they believed it. So just go with it.
Rebel: Oh my god, we're screwed. *Fanning her face* I can't believe you talked me into this, we're going to get so-caught once they find out.
Melissa: Shhh! Will you keep it together? We're almost home, so don't mess this up. Just keep your cool and nobody gets hurt.
Rebel: *Nodding* Okay.
Melissa: *Nodding back* Okay then. *Listening out for Channing and Jonah* Crap! They're coming back, hurry up and do it.
Rebel: *Looking for confirmation* Now?
Melissa: *Stomping* YES BITCH NOW!
Rebel: Okay, okay. *Digs inside of purse*
Melissa holds shot glasses out for Rebel, who is digging through her purse for some pills. Yet, for some reason Rebel still can't find them. Melissa is a panic looks over her shoulder, only to find a brooding Jonah Hill. Who is more than willing to speak his mind.
Rebel: *Waving* Hey Jonah.
Melissa: *Faking a smile* Hi.
Jonah: *Folding his arms, while shaking his head* It's not going to work, because I heard everything. *Pacing back & forth* Oh I can't wait for Channing to come back, because if you thought he was mad about there being no Scooby-Doo. Then you're going to love it, when he hears about this.
Melissa and Rebel both look regretful and afraid of him, as they try to plea with Jonah.
Melissa: Please Jonah don't do it, we weren't trying to hurt him.
Rebel: Well, okay maybe just a little bit? *Does a hip thrust*
Melissa: Whore! *Does a shimmy*
Jonah: SHUT UP! *Laughing* You two are really good, you know I almost believed you. *Pondering* But almost just isn't good enough for me, so sorry ladies. I'm still going to tell him and there's nothing you can say that will change my mind. *Reaching into his pocket*
Melissa: Oh shit! *Holding her hands up high* Please don't kill me, I have a husband and two kids. *Cringing* Shoot her, not me.
Rebel: *Looking at Melissa and then back at Jonah, who is still reaching inside of his pocket.* She's right! *Nodding* Okay shoot me, but just don't shoot me in the grill. I don't do well with liquids in my face.
Jonah finally finishes reaching in his pocket, as he pulls out a mini-bag of pills. The female duo who were both awaiting for their inevitable demise, are more than surprise by the new revelation. The duo straighten themselves up, as the conversation continues.
Melissa: You son of a bitch! You stole that from us, didn't you?
Jonah: *Wiggling the baggie* Yep!
Rebel: How? *Searching her purse again* I could've sworn I had them locked in here.
Jonah: *Smirking* Oh you did Rebel, but I stole them from you, back when you two tried pull the old 'Scooby-Doo Where Are You?'.
Melissa: *Stomping in frustration* Dammit! I knew I should've screamed *Looking up and expressing a face full of shock* Bill Murray?
Jonah: *Shaking his head is disapproval* Yeah Right! I'm not falling for that one again.
Both Melissa and Rebel nod in agreement, before responding back to Jonah at the same time.
Rebel: Okay!
Melissa: Okay!
Excuse me?
Jonah turns around and gets caught by a right hook, by none other than Bill Murray himself. Jonah's body hits the floor, as the baggie goes flying the air. The bag is then caught by Bill Murray, who then tosses it back to Rebel. The girls begin to jump around in joy, until they stop for a moment to collect their thoughts.
Rebel: Thanks Bill Murray!
BM: No problem girls.
The girls giggle as they finally pop a pill into one of the shot glasses, once mixed in the drink. The girls focus their attention back to Bill, but he's gone. The looks around for him but no cigar. Once done looking, they decide to turn back around until they're grabbed around on the shoulders.
Channing: Hey Girls! Where's Jonah?
The girls look nervous are they turn around slowly, while they reluctantly pointing to the floor next to them. Yet, when they all look over there. There's is nobody on laying on it. Channing scratches his head before laughing, as they joining in with a few chuckles themselves.
Channing: You girls are hilarious, but really though where is he?
Melissa: *Nervously asking* What's wrong?
Channing *Zoning out* Oh nothing! It was just that, he was suppose to be my ride?
The girls quickly turn around to celebrate the news, they both then pantomime a prayer.
Rebel: Thank You Bill!
Melissa: Yes, Thank You! *Checking out Channing's rear-end* Thank You, So Hard! *Looking back over at Rebel*
The girls then turn back around to comfort Channing.
Melissa: Awww! *Begins to rub on his back* It's okay...*Nodding at Rebel*
Rebel: Yeah Channing, drink this. *Passing him a shot* It will help make you feel better. *Winking at Melissa*
That scene fades as Melissa & Rebel have each other, as Channing downs the shot.
Channing: Thanks! *Drinking and the wiping his mouth* Hmmm, that kind of tasted weird.
Melissa: Here baby, drink another one. *Help forcing the second shot down his throat*
The scene now picks back up with Jacinta, who finally tracked Mannie down. So apparently she was able to find him, because he finally answered his phone. Thus, Jacinta her search slowed down. Jacinta however; still wasn't quite sure where her man was, as she has trouble keeping service. So she decided to move to better location, once making her way around a corner. Jacinta is snatched into a door way, Jacinta intially screams but her mouth is covered. The figure who did the act nor Jacinta can't nether be seen, because the room is pitch black. However, that doesn't last long...
*Clap, Clap!*
Once the room is lit up. Jacinta jumps back in fright, as she smacks the hell out of the figure. The figure let's out yall, because of the pain.
Jacinta: You asshole! *Beating on him some more*
The reason Jacinta feels so comfortable is because the figure turned out to be Mannie.
Mannie: *Rubbing his welts* Stop!
Jacinta: *Still hitting* No, because you scared me.
Mannie: I'm sorry baby, I just needed to clear my mind.
Jacinta: Clear your mind, for what?
Mannie: Because I was nervous about Crises.
Jacinta begins to laugh Mannie out, as he's not laughing back.
Mannie: *Smacking his teeth* What's so funny?
Jacinta: I'm sorry Papi, it's just that I can't believe that your nervous.
Mannie: Ummm, why wouldn't I be?
Jacinta: Hmmm, I don't know...*Pondering* Maybe because you're mystery opponent is Maverick Jones?
The once worried face of Mannie, has now been turned into one of confidence.
Mannie: Maverick Jones!
Mannie immediately exits the room, as he heads straight for the dance floor.
*Screaming* TURN UP!
To Be Continued...