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Post by jordancaliban on Nov 11, 2013 15:28:50 GMT -5
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we open with the song above still playing and a shitty graphic reading READY TO FLY RADIO held up by Caliban who is sitting at a desk with his feet up, he acknowledges a signal from the camera man and starts to speak Welcome one and all to another slightly later than usual edition of The Ready To Fly Radio Podcast, tonight I am coming from deep within the arena where currently they are setting up for the first pure wrestling show, which may or may not become our permanent home depending on how tonight works out and if they wanna keep me around, so this song and the message going with it is for the lads I face tonight... ENJOY
We get the first 30 seconds of the video above and then is switches to an interview with Caliban calibrated so as even though they are being played at the same time neither video is intrusive on the other So tonight we open the first show of the most exciting company to rise up in the past year, AND I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED! And now as I am sitting here backstage lacing me boots and doin my wrist tape nice along with some extra decoration on the old fingers too On one set off knuckles is the word PONY and on the other is written NOAH the camera quickly chimes in And what about the emerald assassin?
Caliban smiles and points down at his toes, on the end of his boot is a picture of Superman's Kryptonite I am prepared tonight and I really really wanna win this one so boys be ready, the hand grenade pin is pulled and the glass ceiling quakes in it's boots, tonight I smash my name into the history books so hard the dent will go all the way through to the back fucking page, this is my time, I am done being treated like a highlight reel attraction
He stands up and starts to pace pointing at the camera All of you, all 3 are intelligent enough to of watched a little tape on your opponents, let me make something very very clear, everything I do in that ring may look pretty but I promise when you are on the other end of it, it hurts like hell, but you boys are gunna feel that tonight
He stops pacing and walks towards the camera smiling maniacally THIS IS GUNNA BE FUN!!!!!!! IncomingBrought to you by Radioactive spiders incorporated
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Post by jordancaliban on Nov 12, 2013 23:25:21 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK Welcome to the card reveal edition of Jordan Caliban's ready to fly Radio and the card this week is going to be huge! I mean we got the Madman vs JR travelling submission carnival rolling through to open the show, if you haven't seen what these guys have been doing you are all in for a technical night of what the fuck was that you will never forget, so this first track is for them, never surrender lads, I love submission matches Next up is Diamond Legend VS Alisha Vause, I recently face Legend in another promotion and the guy can go don't get me wrong but the guy needs to shut up a bit, I didn't even know the dude was in the building on Monday night till after I got back stage after my match, Oh yeah 1st win in the history of the company, Thank you very much! Now Miss Vause is well lets just say its gunna get a little bit grimier around here in a good way, although she is another one with a mouth on her without an off button, lets hope one of them walks out with a broken jaw shall we, until then I give you this and hope they get the message And lastly we come to the big event, man I am excited for this shit, just so you guys know in the past 4 weeks I have been booked in 3 multi-man encounters and won 2 of them, Monday night will be the 3rd, and I will have my hat trick. And I know what a lot of people are saying, he took advantage, Noah got screwed and yadda yadda yadda, fuck that Noah would of nailed me in the face just as hard, I just got to my feet first. So when Xianlong, Aubrey Parker, Anthony Bailey and Ash Scion get in the ring, with me on Monday night they need to realize that I will do anything and I will take the hardest hits from everyone of you and keep getting back up, the only way I lay down is on top of one of you for the pin, or for the last time. This song is for you all enjoy, this is your anthem, remember it when you fall I said I was'nt waiting around this time and I fucking meant it, The Pure title is the worm, I am a bird made of barbed wire and I will tear through every single one of you to wear that belt before anyone else.... INCOMING Brought to you by Radioactive spiders incorporated
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Post by jordancaliban on Nov 18, 2013 20:31:51 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK
we open with the song above still playing and a shitty graphic reading READY TO FLY RADIO held up by Caliban who tosses it behind him and takes the handy cam from the camera looking right at it WELCOME TO THE MATCH DAY EDITION OF READY TO FLY RADIO! Tonight things are about to get awesome, we got a 5 way beat down competition that will bring this show to a standing halt, I ca hear it now, the crowd, the screams of grown men, and the crack as some poor bastards head takes the worlds scariest pile driver. This first song tonight is for that poor bastard which ever one it may be
The next one goes directly to Noah walsh as he watches me continue on the journey he thought was destined for last week, buddy you fought a fuckin good fight but that match was mine the minute I walked into the ring, Assassin didn't know it till he got smashed across the ring steps, you didn't know it until a nailed you in the face and Stallion definitely didn't know it until the most chaotically beautiful move in the business tore his ribs to shit just from the rotation! So Noah a week on this ones for you buddy Lastly I dedicate this one to my opponents this evening, I intend to do terrible things in that ring tonight, I intend to leave as battered an bruised as the rest of you but with a little luck an every piece of skill I have I will walk out with that place in the fatal fourway to be the first champion this company has ever had. This is my chance, this is what I am sick of waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen listen to me when I say this because I mean every word. Tonight I will break bones, I will draw blood and I will rupture internal organs just to walk out of that ring with my hand in the air. This song will be going through my mind as I commit those acts and probably for day later but as bad as I regret what I let that side of myself do to anyone in my clutches tonight when I wake up tomorrow morning, it will all be worth it in the end One more step to the main event, 2 more to the title, something glorious this way comes... INCOMING
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Post by jordancaliban on Nov 19, 2013 21:46:32 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK Ladies and gentlemen welcome once again to Jordan Caliban's ready to fly radio, tonight I have decided to do the card run down but before that I wanna talk about the results from last night because it was a ridiculous night for all of us here in Seattle and a particularly disappointing one for me. See this is what happens when I act cocky, I NEVER BACK IT UP! See this is what I always attempt to avoid, I got the big win and then the bigger one gets dangled in front of me. I forgot what got me here in the first place and somehow I end up playing Russian roulette with 5 bullets and 6 men in the game and I think I can fucking win. But now, I am fucking pissed off, because I have watched that match and frankly Parker, fair play sweet heart you deserved that win, the only problem is that it was mine first. Ash Scion you piece of monkey piss you just bled in shark infested waters, this ones for youBut anyways on to the reason we are here, the card this week is pretty sweet actually some really interesting shit going on and especially with Parker finding her way into the 4 way we are finally starting to get a view at the people who will lead this company in it's first few days, this week someone will join her and of course everyone else will continue trying to end each other just to get into the qualifiers. Looking at the card pretty much everyone has a chance of putting on that show, everyone remember these are the matches I am excited about and I don't have all day so if you don't hear your name on the radio don't cry.
He clears his throat OK so I am gunna start with the main event, Madman VS The down right dirty Alisha Vause VS Mr nobody saw him coming Denny Driver VS Pure endurance Maverick Jones, when I think about who could possibly put this one in their win column I gotta go for Jones, the dude won a match were 1 of the most brutal competitors in the sport and one of the most velocity infused competitors in the sport beat the shit out of him beyond compare and the sly little bastard waited his time and pulled it out of the bag beautifully. But with the others involved I can't honestly pick one, lets just say this is one game I would not put money on, the game for the crown, the game for the throne, Ah perfect track So next on the menu is the one that really wets my appetite, 4 new wrestlers rolling through and myself, I haven't seen heard of or faced any of them and that excites me, hell we could be opening with a match that could contain 4 people who could walk through and take the championship. I love surprises and I have a feeling this one will be packed with them. So the song I got for those guys is one that encapsulates your entire match, in my eyes at least, this is image of the invisible by Thrice The breed vs Bitch target number one and the first qualifier to be our champion, honestly I really would like to see dying breed cripple both the bitches by then end of next Monday night but I never really get that lucky, Scion keep your eyes open, I don't like losing and that freaky strength and fucked up face of yours have been burned into my skull since you broke up that pin and took away my spot in that 4 way. The Dying breed are an amazing tag team and have been for a while, this one is going to be sick and if it isn't then everyone in that match can expect to see me rush the ring just to smack a bitch, get me? Kill each other, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! And lastly but surely not least we have The Giant and The Dragon vs Alessandra Nayara & Joe Martinez, Xiang I dunno how much you like me right now but I gotta admit as much as my jaw disagrees those kicks and punches were incredible, I watched that shit back and barely saw a strike, I was feeling them though you could see that ha ha. You may be the only man I have met that kicks harder than yours truly, Martinez and Nayara you guys have absolutely no idea what you are in for, on Monday night you face a dragon who kicks like a giant and the Giant with dragons breath good luck. Xiang here is the deal, we win, we go back to the qualifiers and we go back to beating each other to death, sound good? Thought so, either way, win or lose, I'm in a bad mood and next Monday night I'm sending someone home in a fucking ambulance... Incoming Brought to you by Radioactive spiders incorporated
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Post by jordancaliban on Nov 25, 2013 15:37:35 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK
We open on Jordan Caliban, he is wearing a tweed suit, a long multi-colored scarf a pair of black horn rimmed glasses and a fez, he lets the commemorative intro play out before speaking Welcome ladies and gentleman and especially my Whovian Brethren, welcome to the Ready to fly radio match day doctor who special, now as pretty much everyone knows, Saturday November 23rd was officially the 50Th anniversary of everyone's favorite made in Blighty, bat shit crazy, time travelling, space spanning extra terrestrial physician. Doctor Who's first run on British television lasted 30 years and spawned 7 different actors all pushed to the highest point of fame anyone on British television could possibly play. In 1989 2 years after I was born they cancelled it as the show began to slow down. But just like shadows it never truly went away, in the 90's America took a crack at it with a half decent TV movie that was my actual introduction to the program after it received Airplay during a random doctor who tribute night in the 90's on British television. But in 2005 it came back and since then has been ruling everything in a world devoid of fun to watch, fun to follow Sci-Fi in a world that had become so jaded and dark with things like blade runner, Buffy and Angel taking precedence over fun bright Sci Fi and fantasy programming like Star Trek and Andromeda. That's why I love Doctor Who, proof that sometimes it's just as much fun with the lights on as it is to be scared in the dark. The following is the British Academy of Film and television's tribute to something that kept a crippled kid in a wheelchair smiling for a decade before it was even brought back to TV
We switch back to Caliban but he has changed back into his regular clothes and look a lot less jovial than he did before Now down to business, tonight is shot number 2 and I don't know about my partner but I intend to grab that opportunity by the damn throat, whether it be encased in a 15 year old girl or a 30 year old man. Pure Wrestling and it's locker room need to understand that you can't stop what I am throwing at you. That 4 way is filling up nice but there are still 3 spots left, tonight we fill one more, but after this tag match, next week, Ill either be in the qualifier or I will put someone in hospital. They always say that matches like these always come down to who wants it more, you are wrong, this tag team match comes down to one thing, IF I WANT IT OR NOT, and I do, and I will take it along with every kick, punch, headbutt, suplex and slap across the face you can give me and I will, and I dont say this often, I will leave Monday night with that opportunity in my favour again. This song is for my opponents tonight but Xiang you need to listen closely to the message as well, keep up, or get the fuck out of my way I am the oncoming storm... INCOMING! Brought to you by Radioactive spiders incorporated
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Post by jordancaliban on Nov 25, 2013 22:07:07 GMT -5
OH, OH NOW YOU SEE YOU WENT AND FUCKING DONE IT, NOW WE ARE STARTING TO GET PISSED OFF AND I SWEAR TO GOD NEXT WEEK, NEXT WEEK PURE WRESTLING I INTEND TO BURN SEATTLE TO THE FUCKING GROUND, AND TURN YOUR STADIUM WHERE EVER IT IS YOU WILL BE PLYING THIS TRADE, THIS CARNIVAL OF BLOOD SUCKING BASTARDS WHO PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A TRUE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER. NEXT WEEK I WILL TURN PURE WRESTLING TELEVISION INTO A FUCKING RIOT ZONE. NEXT WEEK THE PUNKIN LETS HIMSELF LOOSE ON EVERY STINKING ONE OF YOU, SOMETHING VIOLENT THIS WAY COMES, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... LET GOD... HAVE MERCY... ON HIS SOUL! incoming
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Post by jordancaliban on Nov 26, 2013 15:39:16 GMT -5
BLOOD GORE AND HONORLESS DEATH, THE PUNKIN FEEEEEEEEEEEDS ON ALL OF THESE AND HE WILL FEED ON THE FACES OF THE POOR SUCKERS YOU ARE PUTTING IN FRONT OF ME, NO MORE IDIOTS IN BLACK PANTS PRETENDING THEY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING, NO 19 YEAR OLD GIRLS WHO DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR FACE CAVED IN, IT MUST BE NICE TO BE PRETTY, I GUESS THATS HOW YOU GET TO SUCK THE BOSSES DICK. AND AS FOR YOU DAD, THE GUY WAS DEAD IN THE WATER 3 YEARS AGO AND AIN'T WOKE UP SINCE. THIS NEW COMPANY, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE ALL ABOUT OLD FRIENDS COMING TOGETHER AND KISSING EACH OTHERS ASSES, FUCK OLD MEN. THIS IS A NEW COMPANY QUICKLY BEING FILLED BY OLD GUARD, IT'S PATHETIC AND IT STOPS OR THINGS WILL START TO GET VERY VERY FUCKING GOREY. PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING WAS NEVER ABOUT WHO YOU KNOW BUT THESE DAYS, REPEATING WHAT YOU HEARD AND SEEN ON MONDAY NIGHTS SEEMS TO GET YOU A LITTLE BIT OF A WINK AND A NOD ROUND HERE AS LONG AS YOU SHOOK THE RIGHT HANDS. I spit on this company, AND CALLAHAN YOU EVER PUT ME IN A FUCKING TAG TEAM MATCH WITH A PARTNER I HAVE BARELY EVER MET BEFORE JUST SO WE CAN LOSE TO ONE OF YOUR FUCKING PROJECTS, IM GUNNA BURN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTENCE TO ASHES. HEED THAT WARNING.... INCOMING
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Post by jordancaliban on Nov 27, 2013 22:50:05 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK
So I had a sit down chat with the voices in my head and we decided to be professionals and do our job so this is your weekly card run down, a few days late but whatever, here on ready to fly radio, lets see who do we have this week, first on the bill is, well lets skip past that and Ill just say sorry to Cam and jingle balls and leave it at that, Ill talk about you boys in length a little bit later. Next up and one I wanna see just to see what that sultry little vixen he has been keeping from us has to offer, Xiang man I never thought you had it in you, As for Aubrey, well Aubrey is on her star and if anyone is gunna knock her off it, it may as well be Xiang, this one is for the menage, sorry match Ha ha, sorry how could I not! Anyways next up we have... OH SHIT MADMAN VS MR ENDURANCE! That is gunna be a beast! Madman our newest entrant to the circle against a kid I can't wait to get in the ring with, dude Ill even team with the psycho just to see what that intensity is like first hand, as for Mad man, jesus christ I dunno if either of these guys have what it takes to put the other one down, this one could come down to a well placed upper cut, but one thing is for sure next to the main event this one is my flavour of the weak In case you didn't notice Im on a bit of a tangent with the tracks tonight sorry but go with it, lastly before I get on to something else I need to address I gotta talk about the weekly clusterfuck, This weeks main event qualifier Portal, that is all I am saying, Portal is the only name that need mentioned, the guy has been a fucking animal the past 2 weeks and now he has his spot, lets just say when that guy is let loose on the crop of good but young talent in that match, Portal is walking out hand raised and straight to the sweet spot, I don't think anyone thought he still had it in him but hell he did it this one is for him Alright lets get down to what has really burning my head up the last few days, what the hell was that at the end of the match, Xiang I took a beating in that match, I get you to a point where you actually had an advantage and after our best chance of winning it, thank you so much for covering my back by the way, you give some stupid display of respect with the old fart falling around behind the 19 year old brick woman, seriously bitch what the hell are you made of! Xiang you showed respect to that guy but the disrespect you showed me in that moment WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN, I am going to burn the dragon to ashes, you wont see it coming but it is, I'm gunna drag that old soul of yours to the depths of hell and beat the shit out of you as I do it I am starting to get sick of the slide, time to get back on the climb, one spot left after this week, nobody has been in a qualifier twice, I guess I gotta go say something this week. Just remember what happened the last time Caliban threw the first pitch, this ones going straight outta the fucking park, no more near misses... INCOMING! Brought to you by Radioactive spiders incorporated
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Post by jordancaliban on Dec 2, 2013 21:31:16 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK
I am gunna make this quick as it is pretty close to show time, I failed in the mid card, and I fell on my face in the main event, but tonight I go back to the slot that brought me to the dance, you see these boys who come to the ring tonight will be giving it all that I belong here, I'm better than you and her and whatever that is, I am the most dominant blah blah blah, tried that 22 weeks I tried that so this time I'm just gunna have some fun at Cam and jingle balls expense, hey its December, Holidays are coming who wants a deep fried foot in the skull for Christmas, I know jingle balls does, this ones for you Brought to you by Radioactive spiders incorporated
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Post by jordancaliban on Dec 3, 2013 0:42:00 GMT -5
What in the, no seriously what in the... I just, fuck it listen to the damn song
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Post by jordancaliban on Dec 4, 2013 1:50:54 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK
Welcome once again one and all to Ready To Fly Radio's card run down show, the first match I got picked out to be an absolute ball buster of a match has to be the 3 martial arts and technical wrestling oil painting in the making pitting new comer Mark Mania a technical wizard with the backing of every crowd he stands in front of, on one side of him is the ignorantly respectful Xiang Long and my pick for this match the Mad man himself Chris Madison. An interesting point for this match, all 3 men have been in a qualifier, madman earned his spot, the other 2 join the rest of the cattle in the ring for the main even but Ill get to that later. Both Mania and Xiang have had narrow misses for that spot and what better redemption than pinning a man who proved good enough to stand in that all star ring at Crisis. This ones coming down to one thing and one thing only, who can do everything which puts my bet on Chris Madison, the guy takes everything his opponents knows how to do and uses it against them, the only thing is, he is trained in an all round style, will the pure tech strength of the superstar or the bone shaking kicks of the black dragon be enough to overcome his varied assault. Either way this mass annihilation of the human body is my pick of the weak, this is an old one from the Irish Brit pop days, this is Ash with Kung Fu
Sorry I couldn't not put in the Jackie Chan out takes compilation version its amazing, anyways back to business I guess I should talk about my date with an ass kicking, seriously APB, do you know how bad that is going to be? The official press release for match reads as follow
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Post by jordancaliban on Dec 10, 2013 0:58:00 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK OK so I am literally minutes away from opening the show and ripping it up with APB so I have one song and a quick promo before I head for Guerrilla, people this week have asked me if I genuinely like to lose and if it is a factor in my losing streak. No I do not like to lose and whoever had to ask a wrestler in this company that question should of fired him at the same damn time, I love to wrestle, I love coming here every week and wrestling and this week I nearly bailed out and took some time off, then a friend gave me some advice and now I am walking out of here with my hand raised in the sky, this week I don't lose Tonight I go to war with a fucking lion, a man so ready to kill someone he looks like he is about to burst as he walks to the ring, Portal you want this and I want this and even though we both know we have a bigger challenge ahead later tonight I am telling you now. If you want any momentum going into this final fight you need to beat me, you need the opportunity as much as I do but we both know a loss in the first half of the show halves the chance of mentally being able to attain victory in the second half. Portal tonight I am going to destroy you physically and by beating you defeat you mentally and then I beseech you to come find me in the Battle Royal later so I can prove every damn word I just said, start a fucking countdown, 5 minutes from now APB , you have a hell of a lot more than you can handle... INCOMING
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Post by jordancaliban on Dec 13, 2013 20:30:01 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK Welcome once again one and all to Ready To Fly Radio's card run down show, so I am doing this a little bit late but I have to admit I spent the past 3 days in an ice bath after the beating Portal gave me trying to win on Monday night and that was all he could do, but seriously that old guy can go, I would never say this on Pure TV, because then it might happen, but anytime Allen Bartsch wants another go I beg him to come back because he made me look so damn good, so I am going to dedicate this one to Portal the most intense serial loser in the company but there are people in this industry that you wrestle and realize that this guy can make me a star by being in the ring with him and that's what APB does for people, do you know why he loses? Because he makes people raise their game to a higher level just to survive him, APB me and you any time anywhere my friend, you may be the one guy with a lesson or 2 left to teach me
So we have grown, massively, our numbers keep going up and the cards keep getting better, Monday nights is no different starting with what I personally think should be a weekly addition to the show, just so I will never have to be in the opener again. This weeks newcomer battle features 3 guys I have heard nothing about and as I always say, that sentence in this business, makes my arm hair stand on end, bring the ruckus kids and give us all a show
This next one is going to a fucking hell fest, they finally did it, one on one the man who placed 3rd in our big battle royal last week Jair Hopkins and the high flying C...U...N...T Ash Scion step into the ring for what some are considering a rubber match. I don't see this one going well for anyone but the crowd, I watched the multi man last week and I was there for the battle royal and these guys are gunna put on a show and I dunno about you but I cant wait, this one is my pick of the weak will scion end up being another pretender or is this bitch as good as she says she is
I said all I have to say to Jingle balls for now Ill get to him on Monday night, where we may possibly have a quote from Aubrey J Parker who for some reason felt it would be OK to stick her nose in my business twice in one night, I don't get it and hopefully she might have some answers for me on Monday night before Madison and Martinez get their hands on her, out main event this week is going to be something new, a tag team match with all 4 participants in the big four way involved, I don't see this ending in team work, plays will be made and careers may be shortened on the final stretch to crisis
Last week before the big show, things are about to go through the roof round here and I dare you to blink or you might miss the bang we got building, ladies and gentlemen this is PURE Wrestling Seattle the most exciting performers and a great match card start to finish without fail, crisis is going to be a mess and Monday night will be the start of that, Jingle balls are you ready
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Post by jordancaliban on Dec 17, 2013 16:34:32 GMT -5
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BANDWIDTHS AND WELCOME TO JORDAN CALIBAN'S PIRATE RADIO SHOW, THIS IS THE CALIBANNED NETWORK Welcome one and all yet again to the match day edition of Ready to Fly radio with your host, me, Jordan Caliban, so this week I have a one on one shot at the walking Xmas joke, Jacob something or other, I never really learned his name, Jingle balls was better. I dunno really what to say about this guy that I haven't already, he works the crowd in his favor regardless of who's side they are on. The man is a master of crowd manipulation and control and to be honest the kid probably doesn't even know it, well actually I am convinced he does, have you noticed when he breaks down about the crowd he suddenly starts swinging his arms like a conductor or director, so Mr Director this ones for you Now as we all know I got a bit of an introduction to the companies resident ruler of the yellow brick road Aubrey J Parker and I was hoping today we were going to get some kind of exclusive comment for the show, unfortunately her press agent, herself just saying, would not return my contact. Look bitch I really would just like to know why I am going end that illustrious career of yours. After being in the ring with you for the first qualifier I left disappointed in myself and the result but not at the person who won the match, I actually held you in high regard. Why did that change? But more pressing matters than that bitch raise their ugly head, Crisis approaches and only the chosen few have been just that, chosen, the big four way is set but the rest of the card is a mystery so let me do the honors, there is another guy, a little bit like myself in most respects minus slight differences in our delusions. All round performer with a big mouth and goals, if you ask The Rock or Hulk Hogan that's what you need to be the house hold name of household names in this business. Look man I aint looking for an epic feud over months and years I am talking about one, no strings attached, lets find out who will be leading this company in a year because between me and you, who else is going too? Also as its the first PPV the company will be holding I say we do something special so here it is, At Crisis I am challenging you to a critical ambition ladder match, pin or submission win, the offer is there Maverick, do you wanna wrestle just anybody or will we really find out who will be the future of this business? The balls in your court. Me? I am done playing on the mat, I need to spread these wings and fly... INCOMING Brought to you by Radioactive spiders incorporated
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