Post by jordancaliban on Nov 22, 2013 18:23:30 GMT -5
Jordy is standing in front of a back drop, behind it is the ready to fly radio Logo, he begins to speak as they song starts in the background
Pain, Pain could be considered mans greatest enemy but at the same time his best friend, Money, well money could be described the exact same way. Money is not the root of all evil as everyone says it is, Money was a creation by evil to control us all to our dying fuckin day and it is the one problem that this planet is beyond fixing. Every year in Britain Metric tons of food that is 2 days before sell by date are thrown into landfills by supermarkets while people starve on the streets, our children are getting smarter but their education is getting worse as the money meant to go to them is now going to projects to either fund warfare, clean up warfare, fix the financial issues caused by warfare and yet everyone still says that it is war that should be stopped. War is justified and has been since the dawn of man. It's in our code, it's in our DNA. Money is not something that has always existed. And back when war was waged without its influence, yes it may of been a much more brutal form of combat, but there was some kind of fucking honor in it, because back then honor was money to those people, and for us these days honor is just another thing to be sold. On Monday night I pledge myself to fight for free so that I can feel what it is like to do something solely for myself respect, how do you beat a man who is fighting for nothing but his own self gratification and respect..... Just a warning to my opponents.... You don't
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We open on Caliban receiving the tape of Joe and Alyssa's promos for the match next Monday, he puts the first tape in and watches it for a few second and then tosses it behind him yawning, he then puts in the second watches it again for a few seconds and presses play, he then turns to the camera sitting next to him, lights a smoke and lets the first drag cascade out of his mouth and over the camera lens
Originality, originality is something as entertainers that we all strive for or at least I thought that's what it was but then I sit and I listen to the crap spewed by people like my opponents, and honestly every week its the same thing, in fact it's almost laughable as half these people like to make themselves out to be the under dog while talking about how I am just another guy they will walk over. These 2 idiots however are making an even bigger mistake, they both look at me as just another face in the crowd, some 19 year old kid and an old man and they think that they have some right to my spotlight? So keep going, both of you keep talking and telling the world that you think you are better than myself and my tag partner but honestly? You are both signing checks over and over you can't cash. I make it a mantra that on any given night, in any given ring a well trained wrestler can beat anyone in front of them regardless of size, weight, Gender, experience level or age and that will work in your favor as much as mine. What I saw from both of you last week was impressive and the anticipation of getting to kick the fuck out of both your skulls has me salivating but when all is said and done, and even if you pin me or Xiang to the mat it won't matter. Because when you wake up on Tuesday morning all you will feel is pain but win or lose when I wake up on Tuesday morning I will feel the same, happy, content and warm in the fact that I am damn good at this and haven't been a face in the crowd since day one in this business and even if what you are saying is true now, you just gave me a reason to go out there and do things so fucking horrible that neither that piece of muff or the old dog sniffing it will never, ever forget the name Jordan Adeus Caliban
He stops for a second and thinks about his next words carefully, after about 15 seconds of dead air he speaks again
Xiang I have a question for you, do you believe in fairy stories? Because its an incredible pile of unbelievable bullshit that we are supposed to walk out to the ring and sell on Monday night, do you want to be a casualty for some thrown together tag team whose performance wasn't even enough to get either competitor a spot in a qualifying match? Because I don't, those are our spots dude, you know it and I know it. I have never been one for friends, the word never sat well with me even as a kid. But what I do believe in is allies, I portray myself as a thinking mans wrestler and the first part of being one of those kinds of wrestlers is the ability to count. As fast and as strong and as pretty as I am we both know that to step into the ring with both of those people alone or any 2 people alone is suicide, so Xiang I am not asking you to trust me, I am not asking you to befriend me and bro down or anything, all I need you to do is be there for the tag when I need it and I will do the exact same thing for you
Caliban lifts his hood up to cover his face
People question me consistently about where my self confidence comes from and honestly my only answer for them is years of having none of it, you think words can demoralize me? laughable. Actions are what it takes to put me off my game, the thing is odd couple are you fast enough to catch me to commit those actions? or will you be smart and wait till I come at you at 150 mph? Do you believe you can take a kick in the face at such high velocity that it was banned in mexico for ripping 3 masks in 4 matches? Or do you believe you can avoid the most devastatingly gorgeous move in the industry before rotation cleaves the skin from your bones? I don't know or claim to know the answers to those questions but on Monday night we will damn sure find out.... INCOMING
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Character development piece
We open on the interviewer Caliban called Mikey (real name David), he is on the phone and conveniently has it on loud speaker, from behind the camera Frank questions what they are about to do
Dave this doesn't feel right, Jordy is a cocky little prick but he is a good kid and he specifically asked us to drop this after he told the story
David hangs up the phone and answers Frank
I can't Frank, there is something big here I don't know why but I can feel it
It's a fucking stalker story you idiot let it go
Did you watch the videos?
What videos?
The videos that Caliban talked about, the one in his hospital bed that was doctored, the footage from the attempted interview Sythe tried to conduct and ended up injured apparently by an empty room?
Yes I did as a matter of fact and you know what it all looked like to me?
What?
Something we should not be digging around in, if you saw that footage and it did turn out to be real, have you seen Mitchell Sythe these days? I found 4 pics of him online dating from the past month and in everyone he looks like half a man
Yah know what Frank, fuck you I'm calling
David presses redial and the number dials, it rings 4 times and then a dusty voice answers
Hello?
Hello is this Mr Mitchell Sythe?
Speaking how can I help you?
I would like to talk about Jordan Caliban
The phone on the other end hangs up before David gets the full name out and the video ends with him looking at the camera and shrugging
