Fatality

[jordancaliban]

Jordan Caliban is sitting on a portable mini ramp out in the parking lot of The Key Arena, he has his hood up and doesn't even acknowledge the camera crew as they approach simply gauging when they will be able to pick him up and starting to speak 

I told you all I would take it, I told you all I had picked weakest of the herd to step over on my way to the top and low and behold here I am standing on The Stallions back waiting to step onto the next one on my way up. I told you all I was not going into that ring last Monday to fuck around and low and behold I didn't my name is at the top of the record books in this company and that is one record that CAN NEVER BE BROKEN, but I am just getting this shit going. See first win in the company will soon translate into the first champion this company has ever seen. If everything goes to plan that is. When I look at the wall of humanity I gotta go through just to get into the running for that belt Ill admit the hair stands up on the back of my head. It's not everyday you get to face 4 of the big dogs coming into the company as an unknown that is. But then if you think about it being the underdog is all part of the human experience and it is something I have embraced for a long time. But now things have changed 

I used to think of myself as someone that people loved to watch wrestle, but most of those people who would be happy to see me didn't really know my name they just new my face was attached to some crazy shit they had seen on the Internet. But now I am done being a show pony without a name, I started wrestling because in the quiet life I called a child hood I knew that if I continued on my path I would be forgotten by pretty much everyone that had ever met me. So now I intend to shove my name, face and voice down the throats of every person who will listen and watch as I take that belt and give this company the face it needs to fulfill its potential and in return it will give me the ability to achieve mine

But what if I don't win? What if I get pinned by one of 4 much more experienced rivals? What if last week was a fluke? I have one answer for all those questions

He pauses for effect 

Fuck it, if I lose Ill come back and try to win next week, if I don't get the title first Ill just have to make sure and I have it more than anyone else, but for right now there is one target on my mind and it is very very shiny. The worlds done with superheros and ego maniacs, they are done with clowns and pirates and idiots riding segways. Ladies and gentlemen you are looking at what comes next for professional wrestling, you are looking at the end product of the attitude era and the rise of actual athleticism in professional wrestling that has grown from its teachings. Your are looking into the eyes of the product of Team Extreme, of The Radicals and The Filthy Animals. You are looking at the face of fearless aggression and on Monday night this face takes one step further to the pantheon of history, any of the 4 of you want to stop me?

He smiles at the camera intently 

Kill me..... Incoming 

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We find Jordy sitting in some hidden hallway in the key arena hanging out with the Interviewer Mikey and camera man Frank, they are asking Caliban questions about his first 5 years of pro wrestling 

What is the weirdest thing you have picked up on your travels?

Well Mikey if I am totally honest, OK I didn't want to bring this here because every time I say it, it's starts again, I have a stalker who only follows me because in his sad little mind I am some kind of 3 person split personality, Crazy shit huh?

Frank the camera chimes in quick between tokes 

Whats this dudes story anyways Jordy?

Ah it's some dumb ass reporter called Mitchell Scythe, he worked for my original company EPW or EFW or something it was a while back, the story starts with my debut in a battle royal, I got pitched into an empty 6Th row right down on the chairs. Now the company made me go to hospital and I spent a couple of days in there running tests. So I was hopped up on morphine and doing a thing called find the wrestler on chat roulette when I passed out and must of been saying some weird shit in my sleep because some fan took it and turned it into some kind of paranormal activity thing, he ended up posting a report about it saying it was genuinely me on screen being Chiropracted by the rapey tree from The Evil Dead Movies. 

Jordy stops as Mikey the interviewer passes him the blunt they are all sharing, he takes a long smoke and continues 

And then about a week later he shows up at my locker room when I am not there, busts in and well I had a load of shit stolen from my locker room after my first show there, so I set some smoke bombs up to hit anyone that would enter the room. This little pussy shat himself so much when they went off that he threw himself backwards against a wall and landed face first one the ground, he then attempted to say that I threw a chair into his face. But yeah rumors and jokes and bullshit and frankly I am done with all of it. I'm here to win championships not fuck around with Lunatics

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20 minutes later and the camera men are walking away from Jordy's room

What did you think about his story and this dude Mitchell?

I dunno what to tell you to be honest, the guy could be a Lunatic but then we all saw the promo from the first show, that was kinda crazy too

Maybe we should try and find this guy?

I dunno man Caliban seems pretty adamant he wants any of that shit kept out of this company 

I'm just saying there is something weird about the guy, his medical reports say he is as strong as a bull but his injury list is border lining on the catastrophic

The 2 men walk down the corridor continuing the conversation in hushed voices